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The author poses with his first case of Guinness Extra Stout.
My first case of Guinness Extra Stout will always hold a special place in my liver. The memorable Friday afternoon unfolded thusly:
1:15pm - Guzzled Guinness #1
1:18pm - Guzzled Guinness #2
1:23pm - Guzzled Guinness #3
1:30pm - Guzzled Guinness #4
1:32pm - Opened Guinness #5
1:34pm - After three sips of Guinness #5, remembered the Astronomy test at 1:45pm
1:35pm - Poured remainder of Guinness #5 into Styrofoam cup
1:37pm - Left dorm for class, guzzling Guinness #5
1:43pm - Tossed empty Styrofoam cup into trashcan at top of the hill
1:48pm - Walked into class
1:49pm - Started Astronomy test
2:21pm - Finished Astronomy test
2:30pm - Bought sandwich from Garrett Subway
2:44pm - Interviewed by university student newspaper:
The author has his 15 minutes of fame on the College Heights' Herald editorial page whilst "tanked."
4:00pm - Opened Guinness #6
7:00pm - Finished the last Guinness of the day (#11)
7:30pm - Went to Applebee's with friends (who had been assisting with the other half of the case of Guinness)
7:55pm - Ordered a margarita
8:20pm - Ordered another margarita
9:00pm - Went to movie theatre, watched Liar, Liar and, thanks to the effects of 11 Guinnesses and two margaritas, thought Jim Carrey was funny in this flick - YIKES!
~2:30am - Passed out
Many more cases of Guinness were to follow...