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If Spiders Had Wings

If spiders had wings and other things that made them
     excessively motile,
I'd be forced to wear rubber clothes and be a nasty person
Because I would hunt spiders without rest until there were
     none left with wings and those dreaded other things
To make them excessively motile.
I hate spiders, and the image of spiders soaring through the
     air like butterflies with fangs exposed
Terrifies me (as if they don't already),
And that's why I'd have to kill them all.
What a waste! And that's why there are no spiders with
     wings.

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